Not another movie review!

No not really, well just a little maybe. Luigi Cozzi's "Contamination" is a dubbed Italian horror movie from the 1980's, thats all that needs to be said really. Better than most but it still is just what it is. Oh and it rips off "Alien" big time. What's truely jaw dropping however, is the fact that Contamination is quite clearly the progenitor to James Camerons "Aliens". I couldnt believe this came out six years before Aliens. You're a naughty man James Cameron, but then again, so are you Luigi Cozzi!

The Last Blow Job

I just watched the German short film, "The Last Blow Job" and I must say I'm shocked, but in a good way. Where's the extreme gay art house porn I was promised by one reviewer on the IMDB?! Where's the meteorite for one thing, and the golden shower money shot?? Nope, nothing here but two bomb technicians defusing a few car bombs. Nothing special but worth spending the 14 minutes to watch it.

The Last Blow Job

Decommission, sucka! Its all a bit old and stale nowadays isnt it, the peace process I mean.

Apple lay rest to any concerns of the Mac mini's portability with the release of this new iBag. Its iTerrific.

Smaller, cheaper and "cooler" than the Mac mini!

You gotta love Apple, still over charging people but now that youre getting less and hence paying less, its deemed as being "good value".

No funny business

Some people seem to think that I don't have a sense of homor. Thats awful, I really do have a sense of humor; I laughed so hard when I told them to go fuck themselves.

Im just back from Tesco where I picked up a tattered copy of "Every Ruddy Word" from the bargain bin. Its how Alan would have wanted it.

Semacodes

Came across this web site recently. Interesting idea about using the camera on your mobile as a reader for 2D barcodes. Its designed to be used for encoding long URL's but it can be used to encode any ASCII string. The uses are endless:

"Whats that Skip? Someone shoved a bolt down your throat?"

To begin with....

Pirates! Everyone seems to love pirates nowadays, a bit of an acceptance change since their initial existence. No doubt there are various reasons for this (notorious fancy dress parties for one) but one man alone can lay claim to popularizing pirates in recent times. Women adore him, seduced no doubt by his looks and mannerisms, his loose talk and roguish nature, his wit and cutting comebacks, even his designer facial hair makes women swoon. Sure, he comes off as a drunk and a little odd some times but that seems to only add to the appeal. Everywhere I go I see him voted as the "coolest" pirate ever. Women wet themselves whilst writing up fan fiction about this Pirate King and his skills at swashbuckling up the "poop deck". I must admit it though; the guy sure is one funny and sexy pirate, and women know it... Why this pirate is so popular I'll never know!

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