The Golden Ass
Preamble: Fibonacci may have once said, "That ass is so perfect it has to be cosmic!". If other parts of the human body fit the "Golden Ratio" then why not the ass? Is there a correlation between beautiful maths and a beautiful ass? Bunkum or fact? You decide!
Bored one day, I decided to enter random words into googles image search. One such word was "lank". Amoungst rubbish I came across an image of some candid ass. "Not bad" I thought, "but surely theres better to be had". And I was right! After a quick rumble around the images on the site in question, I came across this masterpiece. Surely it is the greatest ass in the world!
Ha! I hear you mock, "tis but an ass!". I have proof of its divinity! Behold, it fits the Golden Ratio perfectly!
There are countless examples of where the body fits the golden ratio so why not this ass? We all know from school that maths don't lie! If Fibonacci himself were around today he'd definately endorse that ass!
Sup' dog! I giv dat ass two thumbs up!
Posted at 12:50