Head Shave & Mahon Point trip



Theres only one thing you can do with hair thats loosing the battle against nature, and thats to shave it off. Thats exactly what I did on Monday last. My hair is on its way out, I was getting sick of trying to make this limp rat on my head look trendy without the dreaded comb overs at the temples so I just shaved the fucker off. Much much better, although I was hoping it might turn me into the Transporter's Jason Statham (above)...


...who also got a bit desperate when he started to loose his hair.

So anyway, to celebrate my scalps new found freedom my friend and I headed off to Mahon Point (it doesnt need much of an excuse these days). I was walking along the ground floor, admiring the shop fronts, when I happened to glance upon a girl in the chemists there, in a rather odd pose. She was kind of hugging the photo machine, but with one leg cocked in a kind of Ian Anderson stance, with her skirt riding up along her tigh. Not wanting to stare but feeling intrigued nonetheless, I glanced a second time; there she was, humping the photo machine. I turned to my friend, who had also noticed by now and he just kinda went "err yeah" and we kept moving.



The drawing doesnt really do the scene justice; its funny but for different reasons. The machine was larger, her skirt was tight, not like the tennis skirt type depicted above... plus she wasnt purple. But it explains quite nicely what I meant about her posture and general positionings.

Constantine

So I just watched that Constantine. Man, what a craptastic pile of tripe! Keanu Reeves was a perfect choice for this film as his acting fits perfectly with the over all crap fest that I subjected myself to. I knew things were off to a bad start when the uncovering of some spear-like thing wrapped up in a NSDAP flag coincided with some spooky music; oooh the "evil" Germans are coming... yet again!

The movie's feel smacked of a cheesey Christian production. Odd since the storyline involved such a watered down and warpped version of Christianity, that even the most inebriated Fr. Jack would shout "feck, arse, cut" before this thing ever got to the filming stage.

A film should be able to stand on its own, without requiring the viewer to have read through a back catalogue of comic books just so they can get a feel for the characters. There was no character developement in this movie whatsoever. I couldnt care less who went to hell and who didnt. Why did hell look like rush hour on the outskirts of LA during a heatwave? And if they wanted Rik Mayall to be Satan why didnt they just hire him, it was painful to watch that other guy. Awful, awful stuff! I'll give it 2 upsidedown crucifixes out of ten!

Fun F1


The best thing I've seen in F1 in years! Just goes to show how crap its been really.

Oh and btw, what have google done with Google Video!? I really hate the way it automatically goes to the next video in the list automatically.

Google VIdeos



Well sorry if you were enjoying the Dylan Moran video I put up on google (I got quite a few hits from it) but I decided to remove all my google videos. I had always thought I would eventually but I got a grrr'ish email from google complaining about copyright so I just took them all down. Ironically the one they removed was the only one I thought of leaving up as it was more informative than anything else. That was the Jon Lord and Ian Gillan one.

I had the video of Ebeneezer Goode by the Shamen and attempted to upload the video of Move Any Mountain twice, but both times google said it didnt meet their terms and conditions (I have no idea why). I wanted to post them both here as a way to explain the picture I drew a while back.


Surely someone gets it!?

Jason Bryne never saw the light of day either. Im happy enough with the Magma video gone; the less people that know about Magma the better, keep them a secret :) ANd finally the Dylan Moran video was only ever up just as an easy way to show a friend how funny he used to be. So all in all, nothing for me to be upset about really.

Homage to Keith Emerson



Thats Greg Lake's blood by the way :)

"So, it was a question of balancing things out fairly, to keep things rolling happily. Everybody had their fair share. Okay Greg, you're the producer - yeah alright. When it came up this time, Greg said "We've had Mark Mancina producing, we've had Keith Olsen producing, and none of these albums have done anything. We've had the greatest success when I was producing." (Keith grits his teeth) ooooh, okay. Things have changed a little bit since then Greg, these are different times. At first I went along with it, but then Carl said to me "no, no - we can't give him that credit automatically." Carl said to me, and the rest of the ELP management said to me "if there is to be any production credit, it should be to you (Keith - ed.)" So I said, I don't want to get into a battle over it, let's just get the album done. Carl said, "why don't we just say produced by Greg Lake, in association with Keith Emerson". Greg was not willing to accept that."

Extract taken from Close to Home interview.

The whole knife thing... "He is known for his technical virtuosity and for his live antics, including using knives to wedge down specific keys of his Hammond organ during solos"... taken from wikipedia

Museum of Bad Album Covers


Operation by Birth Control. I actually like this album cover and its certainly less contraversial that the original cover as seen below. I like Birth Control as a band too; they are a bit like a progressive Deep Purple with a hint of Gentle Giant thrown in at times.



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At what point during the photo shoot did this seem like a good idea?



Hands up who likes that "Wind of Change" song by the Scorpions... anyone?



Within the Wikipedia artical on Kevin Rowland, the following is written about the above album "Despite critical acclaim, the album again failed to sell". I'm sure the cover had nothing to do with it.

The rest can be found at the Museum of Bad Album Covers.

Link found @ http://blog.wfmu.org/

Chick Corea Concert [again]

I published this back in November but I wasnt happy with it so I withdrew the review. I've made a few changes but its basically the same as I wrote before.


You always have to buy the t-shirt at these kinds of things.

A great performance though it did suffer a bit from the old anti-climax syndrome, not becaus eit was bad but because I was so hyped up about it that I just kinda blacked out during it :) And I do have to say, the Philip Catherine Trio playing before Touchstone really didnt help, they were super! I was even joking with fellow concert goers before hand, about how the poor warm up act were going to get a luke warm reception. Be Jaysus none of it! People were shouting for more at the end of their hour. They were, also of course, shouting at Corea when he said his wifes name was "Mor-an". A lone reply came from the depts of the crowd, "It's Moran! Bloody americans!", or something similar. Corea was funny though, in an American kinda way.


I bought the back of the t-shirt too!

My moment of the night, the point where the hairs started to stand on end, was the first few notes Corea played on grand piano; at that very point it was hit home, without a doubt; this was Chick Corea on stage. Up until that point I wasnt really getting into things. It didnt help that they started off with unreleased songs [from The Ultimate Adventure album] but as soon as he sat down at the piano and started noodling away, the phrasing was unmistakable!

Downer of the night, the “taberna” drinkers were back but instead of adding to the evening they tempted to cause a riot! I found out that they have this wonderful surround sound system in Cork Opera House, its just that I never knew in the song “Alan Corday” theres a bouncer in the background screaming “I’ll fuck you out on the street if you don’t settle down!”.

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Don't worry, the place ended up being packed. This was a good while before the Catherine Trio showed up on stage.

Corea was on his Scientology drive throughout the show, but he kept it light hearted. He wasnt so light hearted to the assistant sound man on the side of the stgae though, he kept giving them a vicious sign launguage tongue lashing throughout the night! Corea was constantly demanding the pianos [volume] to be raised or lowered, signaling by means of a few wibbly fingers and explosive pointing movements.

Personally, I was a bit disapointed with the set list. I had my heart set on a few Spanish Heart pieces or La Fiesta at least! There was a lovely sing a long encore though, which I've been told was Rhythm-a-Ning but im convinced it was "Spain". I cant remember being so amazed about the music on the night but the show itself gave me the biggest buzz afterwards. If the Gardai stopped me on the way home they’d have just cause to arrest me on the suspicions of diesel and red bull abuse!

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Not a great review but its got a picture at least. Note: The Independent is a rag!

Chick Corea - The Ultimate Adventure



I managed to get my hands on a copy of this recently. To hell with the begrudgers and the 1970's snobs, this is a superb album! Its full of fresh musical treasures with the odd bit of retrogression thrown in. He's eased back on the latin feel at times and introduced some elctronica, blips and bops, to certain tracks. Take El Stephen as an example, its got a modern percussion track but the melody is straight out of the 70's. So this might not be everyones cup of Corea but to say he's stuck in a rut, or that things have gone stale is rediculess.

It's amazing how many of the musical motiefs from this album that I can remember from the concert in Cork in October. What makes it amazing is the fact that I couldnt remember a thing directly afterwards. I remember feeling quiet euphoric but if someone asked me what the show was like I really couldnt say for sure. Or if I was asked for the track list, I'd be completely stummped! The only certainty I had at the time was a severe urge to become a scientologist and worship L Ron Hubbard. Weird eh? I've heard that if you play track 4 (City of Brass) on this album backwards, the piano speaks the words "Hear me! Hear me! Hubbard will return and liquidate the non-believers", but I'm too scared to try it myself!

the tracks at Amazon (pops up a player window). Since Im stealing their bandwidth I'm going to give them a plug and say buy the album from them. Although I doubt they care about the two hits (one being me) the link will get from here. Good track previews for once. Crappy quality but each is 60 seconds long.

The Judas Project

And there I was thinking I was a heathen with my The Jesus Christ Project post but it looks like I was beaten to it by a group of Christian film makers in 1993. I think we are all safe as long as no one makes anything called The Muhammad Project.

[The Judas Project]

Land of the Dead, The Cave, The Descent

I hadnt watched horror movies in ages so I watched three over the weekend: Land of the Dead, The Cave and The Descent. I got both the Cave and the Descent as I wasnt sure which one was directed by the guy who directed Dog Soldiers and I really only wanted to watch that one to be honest.

So I started off with Land of the Dead. I was dreading this one, I really was; it looked awful! Well I realised pretty soon into watching it that everything was in order! Fair play to you Romero, you didnt sell out! Sure its no Dawn of the Dead (the original, none of that remake bollocks!), its lost all of the "reality" and apocalyptic feelings from the first 3 movies but its such a fun zombie movie! And real zombies this time i.e. they arent running around like spastics at a rave party! Fantastic gore! Pity about the CGI blood though.

Then I watched the Cave. I was sure this was the follow up to Dog Soldiers from the start of it. Soldiers searching this spooky old Romanian church for treasure. It was going so well. Alas the movie soon turned after that and went "Teen", with everything turning plastic and macho. Still, its not as bad as everyone makes out.

So I finished up with the Descent. Cutting things short. Fantastic movie, it really freaked me out in the first half but the second half lost the effect as the horror was non relenting. A completely female cast, a risk, but excellently carried off. There no obnoxious teens here! Good savage gore; competent action sequences; just a well crafted movie! Two thumbs up!

But of course, a movie is always judged on the quality of the female actresses, so....



The Cave
Kathryn (Lena Headey)
Charlie (Piper Perabo) [Thanks to Richard for the heads-up :)]
Ok but dull




Land of the Dead
Pretty Boy (Joanne Boland)
Cute, nice hair






The Descent
Sam (MyAnna Buring)
Oh man! Savage! :)

I found a big pic of her in Descent here. You do have to laugh at the amount of lipstick they wear while caving though! :)

no puedes ser tan fleto hueco de mierda. Chao

My first draft of the previous post (Freddie Jackson) got a comment left on it a few minutes after publishing it. It was by anonymous from Spain and read:

"no puedes ser tan fleto hueco de mierda.
chao"

Which roughly translates as:

"you cannot so be I charter hollow of excrement. ciao"

Now I dont have a clue what they meant but I'm guessing it was an insult! :) I presume the end means "shit hole" and the start perhaps involves "happening upon". Well, its nice that visitors leave comments anyway, a comment is still a comment! :)

Freddie Jackson


Ignore John Deacon on the right.

I was bored today and rather than do some course work I decided to do one of those "featuring" songs. I always thought it a pity that there was nothing official released involving the collaboration between Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson. I came across a bootleg copy of a "There must be more to life" demo Jackson recorded with Mercury on piano, so I set about putting the two singers together. I couldn't be bothered doing anything decent (just killing boredom remember!). I used the album version as the backing track and split Jackson's demo up and matched both vocal tracks as best I could. Thankfully the pacing is almost identical in both versions (time stretching would have been a pain), but there is a few phrasing discrepancies between the vocal parts. There's only the odd spot of chorusing and delay between the piano parts.


Magix Audio Studio 2003

Because the demo was relatively short and the lyrics changed a bit, theres are sections where Jackson's vocal drops out. I'm fairly happy with the levels between the two vocal tracks and I compressed the whole piece (as a very lazy attempt) to get Jackson's vocal to sit down. I also added a little bit of overall reverb to blend everything together. I've made too much of a big deal out of this, I'm going to stop now! :)

Original Freddie Mercury Version

Michael Jackson Demo

...:: Final Version ::...

Purple Daisy


A random photo I had lying around. It is a tad too magenta but I like it the way it is!

Daily Mail


Yay for postcards! I got this on Monday :)



... and today I got this very pretty envelope and letter inviting me to some more ballet in the Cork Opera House. Well I'll just have to go now won't I!


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