Well, he's already invented the mp3 player, and music too... now he's invented the mobile phone, and of course he single handily came up with the computer years ago, after hitting his head off the toilet.
I think he's next invention will be television. Yes, television sounds about right, but I wonder what will happen when he does that. ITV wont like it, thats for sure. Steve Jobs will walk on stage and announce "I give you, iTV!", to which ITV will respond "... but we're already ITV" to which Jobs will respond "ah ha, but we're Apple", much lulz will follow.
Another sticky one would involve his invention of a State in the USA. I'm not sure the people of iDaho will take to being invented. Apparently your teeth itch a bit when youre invented, and then your micky falls off (or grows and then falls off, if you're a woman). Of course he might get away with his invention of the country of iTaly, since its pronunciation is a bit weird. Thats enough for Apple to patent Pizzas anyway!
He did invent Firewire though, and where is that now? Not on his current iPods, thats for sure! Ironic isnt it, Apple come up with a nice interface, better than USB and it eventually gets scrapped. Well thats what you get for being a greedy cunt, charging commission of every Firewire port installed on every PC. USB is royalty free.
So, do I like anything that Apple came up with? Yes of course, I like music, and as I already mentioned, Apple invented music. Just believe the hype!
Oh, he invented the internet too!