Christian Sex Toys

I kid you not, there is an online "Christian Sex Shop". Already featured in the Globe and Mail, New York Times, Macleans Magazine and the Toronto Sun. Now I too, bring you mybelovedsgarden.net via Beware of the Blog.

I'll let you enjoy most of the goodness by visiting their online holy-shop yourself, but I'll give you a little quote to get your juices flowing:

Our desire and prayer is to aid the Christian couple in avoiding sex shops, pornographic magazines, web sites that promote pre-marital sex, homosexuality, violence and/or volatile or pornographic material.

Yes indeedy, they are helping you avoid sex shops by setting one up themselves! I havent heard a paradox like that since, "God can't build a wall God can't jump over!".

I was hoping for some real "Christian Sex Toys" but I was severely disappointed. Where are the kinky Joseph and Mary outfits or crucifix dildo's? Surely a Christ effigy dildo is needed to warrant the title of "Christian Sex Toys". It would give a whole new meaning to the "Christ Be Beside Me... Christ Be In Me" hymn. They don't even have a single Jacobs Love Ladder.The closest item to a Christian Sex Toy were these Anal Beads, which are a bit like Rosary Beads I guess. If Jesus used anal beads, Jesus used X-10 Silicone Anal Beads!

Hypocrites? Gnostic's in denial? Well whatever, you had better be quick with your orders as they are getting busy for Valentines Day!