Thanks a lot guys, ye fecking left me down again! I bet I didnt get even one nomination off any of you! Christ even Betty The Sheep is up for an award, Betty the bloody Sheep! :) Now it's not that I'm a begrudger, but I think all the blogs up for awards are absolute shite! I should be in at least half the categories, and where's the "Blog run by the most cantankerous bollocks" category anyway?
Well fuck ye all, I'm gonna have my own awards and give ye all nothin! I'm gonna print up flyer's and stuff, and have cake, and pop... and then maybe a raffle. None of you cretins will get any of the tickets, I'll keep all the tickets, that way I will definitely win the spot prize's, which will consist of, a collection of items, and a pile of things.
Bah, I'm very disappointed in all of you. I know I could have nominated myself, but I'm not one to blow my own bugle. Well I'm off to vote for the cretin-blogs, I'll do my best to vote for the best out of a bad bunch. Betty the Sheep though... :)
Poor wee darlin' GG, here is one huge unofficial vote for you... I actually did think about nominating you, but felt shy about it because you hadn't mentioned it on your blog, and I haven't been reading your blog for long... sorry mate!
ReplyDeleteDon't give me any of that, you've been visiting here long enough :) Doesn't matter anyway cos my awards are going to be a billion times better!
ReplyDeleteYou're better off anyway! Sounds like it'd only be a load of nerd mickey pulling anyway!
ReplyDeleteMicky pulling!? I'm missing out on micky pulling!? Oh man, now I'm depressed!
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