It's my birthday today, so wheres my fucking presents people!? Another year older, which can mean only one thing: its getting harder to attract the 16 year olds. Seriously though, arent birthdays great. Look at that image above, a slice of birthday cake on a plate with a single candle in it, set on a grey background.... ding ding ding, someone call the Samaritons, cos I feel like cuttin me fucking wrists. That has to be the most depressing image I've seen in a long time. Still though, it sure beats my birthday last year when I got a great present off my dad: his death cert!
I'm heading off to Tesco to buy myself a boobies birthday cake to eat by myself... at least its my birthday this time! I might buy 2 and have a threesome.... ciao!
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