Up the airy mountain, Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting For fear of redundency...
Enjoy a beautiful boat ride along the river Suir, locally known as the river of death. Enjoy the views of a heap-of-shit cider brewry in Clonmel and a broken down Crystal factory in Waterford. This is Ireland, welcome to the best economy in the world!
Waterford Crystal did the old "hack and slash" with 500 of their employees a while back, and now Bulmers are "smokin' the bitches" today, we can be sure that this year is going to be a "Merry Christmas" for Irish Industry. And what better way to enjoy the festive season than to slurp back the finest of Clonmel cider within a piece of Waterford Crystal.
Go raibh maith agat,
Do chara Bertie (buachaill deas le Eireann).
[I was working on this post for the last week but todays announcement made it a perfect time for it to go public; more to come.]
3 comments:
Sure, who needs industry anyway? Aren't we one of these, new-fangled, knowledge-economy yokes these days?
We have a 12 month supply of houses, maybe we could export them to Japan, all we need to do is tell them that they once were owned by Westlife.
I call for a repost!
Some of those lovely Clonmel apples and a lovely crystal decanter with "Made in the Czech Rep." emblazoned on it.
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