For the last year we have been subjected to every second add on radio and tv being one of those annoying infomercials with some smarmy cunt bursting in uninvited declaring himself to be "Ah... TV Licence inspector....". The occupents of the household then offer up lame excuses as to why they dont have one. Well if that bollocks came to my door I'd give him both barrels, and I actually have a licence! Anyway, I've said it all before.
[Still taken from "Magnum Force" (of the Dirty Harry series)]