While I was away, it seems as if the internets were awash with frustrated little bloggers all vexed over something John Waters said on Newstalk. Big deal, get over it. It was just his opinion, an opinion I actually agree with. Ok so, he got to voice it on a national radio station but that doesnt make him anymore important. He's still just a man with bad hair. Blog's are free newspapers. Why anyone would still buy a newspaper is beyond me. Imagine, people are paying money to read what is effectively an opinionated blog in paper form, with a few bits of google news thrown in. Sure you can get all that here. Newspapers are good to read on the jax though (aka the Bog Blog). Not only can they aid in the relief of constipation (reading what some of them write is enough to give anyone the shits) but you can also wipe your arse with it when youre finished. Blogs do the same but you have to buy your own toilet paper, well you can't expect everything for free (don't get me started on what I think about blogs containing paid advertising).
Some may ask who is this John Waters knave anyway. Well personally speaking, the last time I saw John Waters he was on that Sile O Shea program, talking about angels or something. He acted all holy but I saw him staring at O'Seoige's tits, the dirty bastard. He's most famous for writing shite and getting paid for it in The Irish Times (blog) but also for writing that brutal Eurovision song. Don't forget though: he wrote it but we voted...
Ah yes, the Eurovision, and you thought it couldn't get any worse. What an awful marriage of styles. Say what you like about Dervish but Leave Cathy Jordan alone; she could seanós the balls off me anytime.
I certainly did not vote for that exceptional pile of all that is evil, you can't stop the spring.
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Don't be daft, its an excellent tune. It was abviously too excellent for the Europeans too.
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