Its WWII all over again, fighter pilots shooting down the Nazi's and slapping swastikas to the side of their spitfires... no actually, its just some shite advertising by Lynx. Two of these "score cards" slid out of two Lynx packets I picked up over Christmas.
"Perserve your headboard?" but in this day and age STD's and mouth infections and silly things like AIDS, surely we should be reading "Preserve Your Cock" on such advertising gimmicks. It's a nice reminder that women are mindless zombies and can be easily controlled by fluttering your armpits in their general direction, sure thats the only reason women exist, right?
Heterosexual men smell so much nicer than gays too because remember, "sweat only attracts other men". What do gay men think when they come across juvenile orientated advertising like this anyway. Even the most light hearted care-free individual must surely feel a slight pang of bitterness that they can't even buy a bit of arse-spray without being reminded "they're different".
I'm no fucking prude, I have enough "ass" posts here to sink the Bismark, but its one thing to admire the female form, its another to abuse sexuality to pedal your wares.
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