Two Barrels & a Vote
Much has been made of the recent campaign, Two Tits and a Vote, which hopes to highlight the shocking conditions of breast cancer diagnoses and treatment in Ireland. Unfortunately, much of this is down to people complaining about how its a "womens only" club. People! Stop bickering amongst yourselves! You are forgetting about the real enemy. I have devised a new campaign where everyone can get involved.
The time for diplomacy has ended. As Chris Morris would put it: This government doesn't need punishment, it needs gunishment!
It's time to usurp "King Bertie". You had your chance last year but instead you invited the arrogant serpent to take his seat for another 5 years. The only election Berite needs now is a blow to his "ballot box".
Before anyone in the cheap seats starts leaving comments about how I'm just a gun nut hell bent on violence, I would like to remind you of two things: I don't condone murder, its the government are effectively killing people, and a little thing called satire. For balance I will finish by saying "I think Bertie Ahern and his party are excellent leaders and not at all inept, corrupt or suffering from cretinism. Their partners The PD's and the Greens are also excellent and not just sell-out lapdogs".
Posted at 17:24