live?". A girl of 19 was getting all these tests done. She drank most
nights, upto 17 units (2 bottles of wine), smoked away mad, ate
whatever she liked, didn't exercise, living life like a party
basically... when the results came back, she was told that if she
continued to live the way she did, she'd "only" live to the age of 73.
Imagine that, only 73. She tried hard to hold back the laughter. With
a drastic lifestyle change she could push out her lifespan by a
whopping extra 12 years. "Mmmm... yes, I think I will exchange this
bottle of wine for 12 more years of man-nappies please". "Funny you
should say that, yes I did hear good things about Leas Cross nursing
home". What a ridiculous program. They could have least have lied or
something, like "oh I'm surprised your still alive with the way youre
living". 73....
I think a scarier program could be hosted by Eddie Hobbs: "How much
will my funeral cost?".
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