"Russian Prime Minister Putin has today announced that the reason for Russia's invasion into Georgia was to make the world a safer place. He said that he strongly believes that Georgia have been developing WMD's (Weapons of Mass Destruction) and that the evil Georgian government will use these against everyone of the free world...."
What... you mean it sounded more believable when the Americans said it? America thinks they can fix this by throwing in a few words. America would be better off if they fucked back to Iraq and sorted out their own mess first before getting involved in anyone else's. America had to get involved though, theres an important oil line they need to protect.
Gavin has been doing a great job on keeping us upto date on the conflict. He's managed to spot himself a great video of Turkish press members under attack in the conflict area. As you watch this video, remember all those great shots yerman in Cloverfield managed to get even while a big scary monster was chasing after him. Now you know why I don't like those types of movies all that much.
With the downturn in the global economy, isn't it time we started thinking about dusting off our copies of "The Communist Manifesto". Communism wasn't given a fair chance. Iron the wrinkles out of the Iron Curtain and lash it up again. You've seen where capitalism has gotten you; the small house with the big mortgage; Commuting to work like drones, stuck in traffic for hours; Your job tied around your neck like a noose; bosses like tyrants. Fuck that! A single wage for everyone! Vive La Lenin! And this is coming from an ex-Nazi remember!
I'm siding with the Russians on this, for no other reason than because Putin looks like a Russian that could finally take Rambo!
Vladimir Putin, playing Ed Harris, playing John Rambo.