Are you an Ex-Masturbator?

 "P4CM, a.k.a Passion for Christ Movement, an organization that (duh) is all about religion and serving Jesus, just launched a new line of tees to inspire people to free themselves through God.The tees announce to the world that the wearer has rid him or herself of poor habits and choices that are frowned upon by God. Things like being a diva, being a hypocrite, and being a slave.

Or, being a masturbator?

Yeah….their latest design, the “Ex-Masturbator” t-shirt,  addresses the question: Is masturbation seen as a good thing through God’s eyes? (Editor’s Note: I don’t care - it’s a great thing through my eyes!) And I think that’s great; really, I do. Everyone has a right to express themselves (and the things they do under the covers when they are alone at night) on a t-shirt, but I am just not sure people will rock this shirt with any sincerity."

I predict these to be sold out by Friday, but 99% of the sales will be regular masturbators looking for a laugh. But will I be buying one myself I hear you ask? Of course not! I'm saving my money for the "Ex-Child Rapist" one. There's a load of them actually! The "Ex-Homosexual" is a lovely novelty birthday present for your gay friends I think. An "Ex-Rebel" one for Setanta O' hAilpin. A pair of "Ex-Fornicator" t-shirts for the lucky couple on their wedding day. And lest the Atheists feel like they're missing out on the fun, there's an "Ex-Atheist" one too! Magic stuff!

[via College Candy]