"It haz a flavr!"
In all the posting I did last year, I somehow missed out on a post for Valentine's Day. This upsets me because I thought I was developing a yearly anti-Valentines Day tradition. Be sure to check out the 2006 post which is in the same vein as the above pic. 2007 is just a bit cynical.
I hope you like the above pic. It was "hand" chosen from literally millions of smutographic images on my hard drive. Not really, but it's not hard to find stuff like this on the internet (not when you have the smut sleuthing skills of a dehydrated paedophile anyway). If you really like it, you can view the rest of the series here. Unless you're very innocent, you are correct in presuming that "lolly" ends up somewhere else.Right so, on with the next. Men, do you think the size of your manhood is inadequate? Do you worry if your lady-friend is loving it as much as you? Do you sometimes wonder if bigger is always better? Then fear not! Senior citizen singing sensation, Betty White, along with her black man-companion sings her way through the truth that a lot of women don't always tell: That the little dicks fit them best!
Listen to it now! The Little Dicks Fit Me Best.mp3. Thanks to the WMFU for sharing this treasure, there are actually many more, here and here. Other noteworthy songs include: "Funky, Stinky Love", "If you open your legs (I'll hatch your eggs)" and the classic "Only 12 years old".N.B. if it wasn't Valentines Day, the first picture would have been branded with "It haz a flavr" as I think it's funnier, but fail relates better to the day thats in it because of weird relationship breakups.
[UPDATE 26.02.09 It took Photobucket this long to decide that a man sucking a piece of plastic is offensive, and delete the image. Well At least they left it up for the VD visiting traffic]
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