I got an email of a "cancer woman" recently who wanted to kindly give me part of her late husbands estate consisting of "$14.500 Million". The image above was attached to the email. Not going to bore you with the whole lot but the use of English in the email was beautiful:
"How are you and your family? Hope Fine. I am Mrs. Cynthia VandeBerg from united states of America.And i am a Deaf and cancer woman. I was married to Late Chief VandeBerg William of a French speaking colony Ivory Coast who was a contractor with the government of Cote D'Ivoire before he died after few months now in the hospital over a family witch craft attack for the acts of jealousy of his wealth."
And yesterday I Nigeria letter - from Uganda - slipped through gmail's spam protection.
ReplyDeleteWhat has the world come to?
You wouldn't believe the amount of Nigerian princes I'm related to that want to give me their fortune.
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know I was black!
nitro2k01: When I read your comment this morning I thought you were being evil and mean towards me with the old sarcasm routine. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt now though :)
ReplyDeleteThe Shape: Sorry to tell you but, you are black.
I very rarely get spam, and never on my primary gmail account. A miracle really.
I am? I wonder if my parents know...
ReplyDeleteYou're adopted.
ReplyDeletethe saying that says all that gliters are not gold who know's the golden one
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