As if by perfect cosmic timing, a new school "attack" happened just today again in Germany, only this time, all the stereotypes were broken. It was an angry girl, not boy, and not with a bag of guns but a bag of knives and Cocktail Molotoves. Oh the irony... let me guess, it's not that she had social problems, it's because she listened to loud music, played Doom on her PC, and downloaded movies from the Pirate Bay. Oh yeah, bittorrent gives you the mother fucking rage it does!
In other German-knife-killer related news, "experts" have said today that the reason a German man killed stabbed a person in a jealous rage over his girlfriend was not due to underlying deep psychological problems regarding handling rejections, but because "he played online games".
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3 comments:
I once listened to a Marilyn Manson album...it's just a matter of time now until I make the headlines. I'm not thinking guns of knives though...it will be the first mass murdering by dildo.
Interestingly when Berlin was under Four-Power rule (up to 1990) the possession of knives was banned as well.
In practice it was a different case...
The Shape: Your comment reminds me of a picture I'm thinking of posting sometime. If I put it up you'll know which one it is :)
Des: Do you mean "commando" knives? I always wanted an Arkansas Toothpick as a child.
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