"Laugh or cry, you're still going to die" or "Laughin' or cryin', nothin' gonna stop you from dyin'" or "No such thing as an unhappy corpse" or "Your mothers carcass ftw!"
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On the 10th of October 2008 after having a bit of bleeding from anaemia, my father had a routine body scan to locate the source of the bleeding. The doctors noticed a shadow on his liver. They thought it was probably nothing but decided to do a small keyhole biopsy to make sure. They discovered a 10cm diameter tumour. The tumour is inoperable and he was given only up to two years to live...if he's lucky.
I call him 'Old Man Liver'...hate those whiners as well.
My father died of multiple myeloma in 2006. The cancer metastasised out through his spine and his initial symptoms were back pains. On his death bed I said to him "Jeez for weeks you were telling us your back was killing you; well it looks like you were right!" True story.
Good to see other people seeing the humour in these things. We're all sick of people treating us like we're living in an egg shell...it shocks some people when we make jokes...oh the irony of an Irishman needing a new liver.
We're badly designed... we should have two of everything: livers, hearts, penises.... us humans need a lot of redundancy!
Tell your father I'm thinking of him, wishing him a happy Christmas, and all that jazz.
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