Australians Invent Perpetual Motion

Gerry Gainford was looking at the Irish Independent website today when he spotted an ad for a device which promised free energy forever!

A Zero point magnetic power generator is basically a Free Energy Generator. It uses magnets, and magnetic force to induce perpetual motion. It runs by itself, indefinitely without stopping, thus creating completely free electrical energy, which can fully power your home for free. A Perpetual motion device refers to a machine that runs perpetually i.e. indefinitely, and produces a larger amount of energy than it consumes. Thus, it produces free energy indefinitely, runs by itself, without having to need a third-party device or resource to power it.

Magniwork is a Australian invention which has promised to do all this magic; crikey! I gotta order me up one of these jobbies; fucking ESB robbing us blind! Oh but hang on a second, I spy with my little eye something beginning with FRAUD! I didn't see that one coming.

Apparently the plans you buying to build this [omega] device, are packed with little energy saving titbits, and thats how you end up saving money on energy costs. The device itself was originally a based on a plagerised version of Bedini SG circuit. Fuck sake, and there I was thinking it was some sort of "Fucks-Capacitor" [I did a quick google for "fucks-capacitor to see if anyone else ever thought of it, there were a few, but one was connected to a reddit page "Is there actually any way whatsoever to make my dick bigger". Alas, much like a perpetual motion device, it's probably impossible].

Oh one thing I just noticed with Gerry's blog, he has arranged his links in such a way to provide extra lulz. No matter what way you arrange it, "eating shit" always appears somehow. Genius!