Two big events in Irish current affairs: A tree stump that looks like an image of Holy Mary, and a rushed in new constituional amendment strengethening the laws around blasphemy. I love this country, seriously wonderful fucking place to be living in. Oh look, there's a leprechaun over there, to be sure to be sure!
I don't know if the condom-Mary is an old idea or not (the internet has a way of usurping my command of originality) but you gotta admit, it's fucking uncanny! I thought of it during the week and I was going to setup a photoshoot of a condom myself but I happened to find this nice pic already done (apparently that's just spittle in the tip). All I did was rotate the image, the rest is completely untouched. You can view the original here. Jesus is on the wrong side but he's definitely in the condom, sitting in the arms of the Madonna (join me in a chorus of "Like A Virgin").
This post, titled around the idea of copulating Jesus is of course totally un-blasphemous. A "fucking Jesus" is a core belief of Gnostic Christianity. So I'm not actually setting out to offend anyone (as stipulated in the new constitutional rules), rather I'm just commenting on Gnostic beliefs. Gnosticism totally rocks by the way, it's full of ritualistic anal sex!
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That's amazing! leave it down in a corner at Knock and I guarantee someone'll worship it.
...just leave a whole in the condom so they think there's a message in it too.
"Sister Agnes & The Holy Sheath Of Knock"... great album title!
And yes, leave a hole in it; to let the AIDS through.
Ritualistic anal sex...that's a new one on me...those crazy gnostics.
Pick yourself up a copy of Demons of the Flesh. Plenty of stuff about ritualistic sex. Good coverage of L Ron Hubbard's use of Left hand path sex magick in it too too.
one of your best posts!!
excellent.
oh the fun I'm missing out on in my condom-less world.
Thanks! :) I did think more people would be amazed at the similarities. Condom-less world? There could be many many reasons for this, but I'm going with the most obvious one.... you can't afford them? :)
This is another piece of shit news.
A holly condom for an asshole ?
Not sure what angle you're going for but all I can say is: A "holly" condom for an asshole? Ouch!
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