Even More LHC Problems At CERN
More problems for the Large Hadron Collider. Apparently this time it's the magnets; they are impotent and unable to get it up, up to speed that is! Last year it was bad solder joints that turned the LHC into nothing more than a $9billion firework display.
Since this thing is meant to show up magic shit involved in the creation of the universe, like the Higgs Boson particle stuff and possibly proof of higher dimensions, my question is this: When are religious nutjobs going to start saying that all these problems have been caused by the hand of god directly, to impede our discovery of his handy work. A kind of modern Tower Of Babel story. My answer to that will be, why is he messing about with electrical problems? Why doesn't he just do like he did in the past and slaughter everyone, perhaps he could send a plague of AIDS to all the staff at CERN.
Posted at 09:16