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"Sally really liked the cock, but the AIDS liked her more."

It's amazing what movie classics one can make when one is just free-styling. I think I was going for a David Cronenberg vibe. xtranormal.com is a website which allows you to make simple CGI movies by typing and adding action events to a time-line. They give you the basics: the characters, the settings... but you choose the dialogue, the actions, the music & sound effects etc. Fine tuning a movie is a bit woolly and buggy but that adds a nice sprinkling of "random" to the scene. It will kill a half an hour if youre bored at the very least.

The subtitles were added on youtube. Incidentally, this is the first video I've hosted on youtube for blogging purposes here, so it's a monumental post really.

[via Allan Cavanagh]