Luxembourg Rose' in Gash-Flash Shock



Viewers of Tuesday nights coverage of the Rose Of Tralee competition were offered an "undercover" view to one of participants particulars. Organisers of the competition, which is in its 50th incarnation this year, were left dumbstruck when the Luxembourg rose began her "party piece" dance routine. It quickly became apparent that her choice of garb were ill advised when parts of her "undercarriage" began to show!

Locals were quick to show their outrage. One embittered old hag declared "Tis, shcandalous! I saw more of that girl than holy God did when he was putting her together!" Another was noted as asking "Sure whats next... hard core porn on the pulpits?"

Host of the show, Ray Darcy, was quick to defend the situation: "Ah now, sure, people are always getting hot and bothered about everything these days. Sure isn't it the same view I get of women every time I meet them. Their crotch always greets me at eye level." One of the judges, TG4's in-house stud-muffin, Daithi O'Sé gave seemingly mixed views...



It is unknown what repercussions this incident will bring to the competition next year, or what smutty allegations will be cast of this years winner, the London Rose. All involved wish the best for the newly crowned "Rose" and the coming year of her reign. She will continue her celebrations on Friday, where she has been invited to dine with ex-Taoiseach Bertie Ahern. He's reported to have said: "Dat's nice, I'll be digh'ed to hav'er. She looks like a lovely gal!"

12 comments:

The Shape said...

More gash flash please...

Michael said...

Wait....was she, or was she not wearing any panties....I can't tell and I'm quite upset that some old Hag got a chance to see it! She must have been sitting very close to the TV and WAITING for it to happen!

bigmentaldisease said...

That picture of Daithí Ó Sé is priceless. It's far from vaginas and gaping arseholes he was reared.

I'm glad I didn't see this. The sight of that skirt riding up, the glimpse of the general shape of a woman's genitals, that sexy black underwear barely covering her young nubile private parts, those pink fleshy underparts grinding against each other, slimy sexual fluids churning and oozing in some kind of sick erotic display, almost as if she's inviting you to eat Christmas Cake out of the depths of her shame. It would have been too much for me.

This country is a disgrace and I hope you're ashamed of yourself. This so called 'internet blog' is the work of the devil. The sick, depraved thoughts in my head are sick and depraved beyond belief. They anger and, quite honestly, frighten me. I'm calling Joe.

Gamma Goblin said...

The Shape: Try cam4.com. You'll get all kinds of gashes and flashes there ;)

Michael: It does look like it could be "muffs ahoy" in the still image doesn't it. The animation reveals all though... in that, nothing is really revealed at all :) Don't worry about that old hag... I think I might reintroduce her in future blog posts to frighten off any visiting children.

BMD: And there I was thinking you were my friend. Well that's just lovely. Don't bother coming back and reading my "devil induced" antics! It's people like you that are ruining the republic! Oh and by the way, while reading your filthy comment, I came... so what do you think of that now!

The Shape said...

Damn my goat like lusts...

Gamma Goblin said...

Those goat like lusts will be the death of you!

The Shape said...

And the goat I'm with at the time...

Jamie said...

why didn't she win!?! ;)

Gamma Goblin said...

Probably because her choice of black for undergarment colouring was seen as too morbid for such a festive event.

Stephie said...

Oooh I feel like I need to have a shower after reading those comments ;)

Gamma Goblin said...

Do! A good hot shower, with bleach and brillo pads. Make sure you get the caustic scrubbers into all those dirty places where the devil resides!

Carrigaline said...

All this hub-bub over that?

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