Luxembourg Rose' in Gash-Flash Shock
Viewers of Tuesday nights coverage of the Rose Of Tralee competition were offered an "undercover" view to one of participants particulars. Organisers of the competition, which is in its 50th incarnation this year, were left dumbstruck when the Luxembourg rose began her "party piece" dance routine. It quickly became apparent that her choice of garb were ill advised when parts of her "undercarriage" began to show!
Locals were quick to show their outrage. One embittered old hag declared "Tis, shcandalous! I saw more of that girl than holy God did when he was putting her together!" Another was noted as asking "Sure whats next... hard core porn on the pulpits?"
Host of the show, Ray Darcy, was quick to defend the situation: "Ah now, sure, people are always getting hot and bothered about everything these days. Sure isn't it the same view I get of women every time I meet them. Their crotch always greets me at eye level." One of the judges, TG4's in-house stud-muffin, Daithi O'Sé gave seemingly mixed views...
It is unknown what repercussions this incident will bring to the competition next year, or what smutty allegations will be cast of this years winner, the London Rose. All involved wish the best for the newly crowned "Rose" and the coming year of her reign. She will continue her celebrations on Friday, where she has been invited to dine with ex-Taoiseach Bertie Ahern. He's reported to have said: "Dat's nice, I'll be digh'ed to hav'er. She looks like a lovely gal!"
Posted at 13:12