Rubato Productions Inc. Present: Concert Hands™



I laughed out loud watching this video. I'm always on the look out for a teaching device I could flog in Ireland, recession or no recession. This new music device caught my eye (it could catch a lot of different body parts by the looks of it). There's deffiantely a dodgey touch of "Re-Animator" about this. I had to laugh at the picture of the woman in white; it looks like she's playing a plotter printer! lol

[via The Raw Feed]

4 comments:

bigmentaldisease said...

If you get a key wrong the machine switches into torture mode, ensuring endless hours of terrifying agony and SAW-like shenanigans.

Gamma Goblin said...

I wish the fingers were motorized. Imagine if it were possible to pop peoples fingers back at 90 degrees to their hands! And imagine the torture you could inflect by tying someone to a chair and programming them to play Westlife medleys over and over until they die from blood loss due to bleeding ears.

The Shape said...

I have one of these actually - wanking has never been the same since.

Gamma Goblin said...

Singed fingers no doubt!

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