So there was God, creating eyeballs, chuckling to himself "oh in a few years this will be the one that really stumps those Atheists (which I will invent later when I'm feeling a bit full of myself)". If eyeballs are so fucking great, explain what shit was God smoking when he started inventing flies and other insects. Was he just feeling a bit creative or something? How did he explain that one to the flies: "No trust me darling, you don't want any of that stereo eyeball vision nonsense.... no no, "sequin-vision" is the shit for you this winter... like I totally only invented eyeballs to stump future Atheists... honest, girlfriend!" Imagine if God was a gay fashion designer... the fucking world we'd have!
Anyway, I was just free-styling that shit right there, sorry, what I actually wanted to say was... Apparently those crazy Atheists, sorry "scientists", have managed to flash the brains of flies with false memories, the same as if you were flashing old
EPROM microchips or something... and they did it using a "laser". So lasers can create memories and beer can remove them... Fuck depression, this world is awesome!
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New Scientist Article : via
WOW]
6 comments:
It always amuses me that the eye is supposed to stump me as an atheist. I didn't realise that an eye that has a blind spot and deteriorates from birth is supposed be evidence of a perfect creator God...
Silence! You blasphemer! God punishes your eyesight for all that masturbation you do! Didn't they teach you anything at Church?
God gets blamed for everything these days: wars, famine, natural disasters, misery... With the way people go on, you'd swear he started it all.
It's my own damn fault for getting my eye too close to my penis! It stings a bit.
Yep, ripping off your penis will sting a bit.
Who told ya I did that? Have you been spying on me again?
Holy God told me!
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