You Don't Love Me, You Just Wind Me Up

I meant to include this in my Valentines post for this year but it got away from me. As if a wind up vibrator was odd enough, this is one that's intended for use in "Third World where batteries and electricity supplies are unreliable", at least according to the original source. And even odder, it's being manufactured in Ireland.

So basically, this is a kinetically charged battery powered masturbation device. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure why anyone would spend GB£60 from lovehoney.co.uk on a wrist powered fap device when god already gave most of us a perfectly good manual fapinator on the end of each of our arms. Click on the pic to the above-right to see this lovely lady explain the "ins&outs" of the device.

It's called an "Earth Angel" which sounds like shite to me. Obviously with it's whole "eco-Green" demeanor the makers are trying to remove all kinds of guilt associated from the pleasure of masturbation. It seems to be a completely wasted opportunity though. If I was given the job of naming this odd device I'd have gone something far more mentally stimulating. Something like:

"Dr. Frank's Crank n' Wank!"

Earth Angle, me hole! But I guess that's the point.