Djinn Duffy: The Lines Are Open...

Joe Duffy is like a character from a Stephen King novel. He and his "Liveline" team will fuck you up, no matter how well prepared you are. Go on air discussing issues about your noisy neighbors, prepare to have dark secrets about your childhood brought up. If you ever hear Joe issuing a Fatwa on your head, you had better run for cover. Going on air to argue your point rarely works in your favor. No, you're better off staying well away.

And now for some poetry that I wrote on the matter...

Feel the urge,
To vent your pain,
Summon him now,
To solve your bane.

Turn him on,
Tune him in,
And drop the notion
Of being without sin.

[Witness now, the callers aired.]

Tricky calls from across the land
The line is open, free at hand.
But no man has ever fared well,
At the grips of this tele-hell.

Let this be a warning:
If he asserts you blame,
Avoid at all costs,
To try clear your name.

For talking is the key,
The key to your damnation.
Oft better to be quiet,
Than be heard by the nation.

If talk you must,
Then dare not feel fine,
Because that is the trap
Of Joe on the LiveLine.

* Will be featured on the next "Funny Friday"