Fan: Hi, could you sign my book please? :)
Author: Sign your book? you wrote a book? Awesome! XD
Fan: No no, it's your book. =P
Author: My book? What are you doing stealing my books? o_O
Fan: No, its a copy of your book. :)
Author: Copy? Ok so you is doing the god damn piracy on my ass!? O_O
Fan: No, its ok. I bought it. :-S
Author: You bought it! That's god damn boot legging now. >:-(
Fan: No, no its ok, it's a totally legal copy I bought... you got the money. :-O
Author: No way man, I would have remembered if you gave me money. ¬_¬
Fan: No it doesn't work like that... :-\
Author: Damn straight it doesn't! ¬_¬
Fan: Look, can you just sign this please? >:(
Author: Certainly. :-D
3 comments:
Brett Easton Ellis is a dick.
Hmmm... Brett Easton Ellis? He wrote American Psycho right?
Yeah, he did a reading in Trinity a couple years back. Actually he was quite charming, though I'd imagine on one of his meth binges he may have responded in the above manner. His first draft of Less Than Zero was 4,000 pages.
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