Maria Riesch: 2 Olympic gold medals and the Slalom World Cup globe for 2010.
I did some splanxy-art [yes, I'm calling it that now] in honor of Maria Riesch's fabulous year of Alpine Skiing. Lindsey Vonn might have won more but when she didn't win she tended to get a spaz-attack and forget how-to ski. Considering Vonn won 2 medals in the olympics but failed to finish 6 of the 8 race events I think that says a lot more about her skiing skills. Oh plus whenever Lindsey Vonn lost a race she blamed everything bar herself.
I have lots of "splanxy art" ready to unleash on your senses. Most is practice work where I was trying to figure out what look I was going for. Prepare yourselves.