A few thoughts I noted over the past few months. Usually I would have popped these onto my Twitter (What the hell do you call it anyway, Twitter blog??) but for one reason or another I decided against it.
 I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had syphilis. I couldn't believe it as I hadn't slept with anyone in months. The doctor said I might have gotten it from a door handle. Well it looks as if my days of fucking door handles are over then! |
 They say you should live your life as if each day is your last. But what if it isn't!? I'm not sure I'd like to go to jail for killing all those people in the day previous. |
 Jade Goody was lying in her hospital bed, with medics and family all around her. One doctor turns to the family and says: "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do, there's no sign of any brain activity..." A moment passes, then Jade wakes up. |
| Why is it when I do a Christy Brown impression I get chastised and shunned but when Daniel Day Lewis does one, he gets an Oscar. There's no justice in the world. |
I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had syphilis. I couldn't believe it as I hadn't slept with anyone in months. The doctor said I might have gotten it from a door handle. Well it looks as if my days of fucking door handles are over then! 
They say you should live your life as if each day is your last. But what if it isn't!? I'm not sure I'd like to go to jail for killing all those people in the day previous.
Jade Goody was lying in her hospital bed, with medics and family all around her. One doctor turns to the family and says: "I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do, there's no sign of any brain activity..." A moment passes, then Jade wakes up.
2 comments:
Oh God. Daniel Day Lewis is the most hideous creature on Earth. The justice is that you don't have to look at his face in the mirror every day.
lol awww poor Daniel. Do really find his face that offensive? :)
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