Valentino Liberace, as some will know, was a popular pianist famous for his flamboyant outfits and showmanship. Rumors of his homosexual tendencies and illness from AIDS plagued him respectively for years and months leading up to his eventual death in 1987. He never admitted to either however, and died before either could be confirmed. Horrifically, shortly after his death and burial his body was exhumed for further medical inspection. The official reasons for this were a bit willy nilly, but most knew it was for morbid curiosity of whether he had died HIV positive and thus, in a round about way, confirming his homosexuality.
So anyway, there I was, on the toilet thinking about Kim Kardashian and wondering what her ass would look like sitting on a toilet seat when a thought struck me. Like most of these "famous" people, I actually know very little about the woman. Literally this is all I know: 1) She has a ginormous ass-bottom. 2) She made a sex tape with a black man with a big willy and most people agreed that he wasn't using it very well and even they, with their little sausage snakes could do a hell of a lot better. 3) She's friends with Paris Hilton[? Not sure about that one]. Finally, 4) most people say she has ass implants. It's that last one that causes me most grief, for nothing ruins a fantasy more than the doubt of fake ass implants. You just can't enjoy an ass if it might be made out of rubber [don't mistake this to an ass covered in rubber, that's a whole other type of fantasy!].
It's this doubt that I was thinking about. We'll never know for sure if her bum cushions are real or not. There are so many haters spreading rumors out of spite and too many horn-dogs willing to believe anything they see. Big bottoms exist all over the place, but it does appear as if her ass is all she's famous for, so you wouldn't know what kind of hocus-pocus she shoved in there just to bolster her fame. I think, much like poor old Liberace, the only way we'll ever know for sure is after Kardashian dies and the doctors perform some sort an ass-autopsy. Only then will we find out if those bunz are 100% organic! Fuck, this got a bit macabre didn't it? Quick, cue a mock up I made earlier of Kardashian with external butt padding.
[ Click here for an UPDATE Blog Post - 10th July 2011 ]
12 comments:
she recently had an xray to prove a point. Good news, they are ALL real
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2008536/Kim-Kardashian-x-ray-prove-real.html
This is an exciting development! I shall have to study it well and review my findings. Thanks for the info!
somebody please give her some strong laxative and make her bomb her pants with hot diarrhea
I must admit, that would make for an interesting blog post.
who gives a fuck, her ass is way to big, and she's famous for being a fucking whore.
its a procedure called fat grafting or Brazilian butt enhancement. where fat is removed from other body parts and injected into the behind for enhancement. google the procedure.
therefore, she was honest about the x-ray, there are no foreign objects implanted, its her own fat used to lift and shape her butt.
I've heard about that grafting procedure. Some men graft fat on to their willys. It makes them look funny, the shaft increases in girth but the head is still the same size.
and you guys believe the xray? That is HER show!! she can come up with anything she wants
Look, she is a very confident women. And why wouldnt she be...she is fucking georgous, has an amazing smile, perfect everything, and is not a complete bitch. I mean she is a bitch sometimes, and who isnt...like honestly...So grow up, she is all NATURAL! I have a big butt, and everyone thinks its real....so please stop judging her!
what an idiot. stop judging her?
how is saying she has ass implants judging?
and how can you say she is all natural? are you god? do you know everything?
Her ass is nice
Haha, please.. Are there so many dumb people in the world???
ONE article and Everyone believe whatever it says, no valid sources, no nothing.. If it said Michael Jackson had risen from the dead and a fake doctor to "prove it" everyone would be clapping their hands not raising questions or having doubts.. Scary.
I don't care if her ass is real or not but blindly believing an article, and claiming she is nice/sweet/bitchy is just idotic.. You don't know her, and for all we know she could be a man ..
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