That's the captain of the vessel, you fool! Captain Bigballs! That's not a wheelchair he's sitting on, that's his massive scrotal sack! He suffered permanent enlargement after getting nibbled by a poisonous variety of blowfish one evening. It's a touchy subject though, so if you are coming aboard, be sure to tip-toe around them. Beat around the bush, as it were.
Is that little guy in the wheelchair invited too?
ReplyDeleteThat's the captain of the vessel, you fool! Captain Bigballs! That's not a wheelchair he's sitting on, that's his massive scrotal sack! He suffered permanent enlargement after getting nibbled by a poisonous variety of blowfish one evening. It's a touchy subject though, so if you are coming aboard, be sure to tip-toe around them. Beat around the bush, as it were.
ReplyDeleteMy friend once told me a story that could very well be titled BoatOrgi. It involved a Texas nude beach, a yacht, drinking and midgets.
ReplyDeleteDrinking and midgets, always a winning combination =)
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