1. Launch Google Chrome
2. Install the "FasterChrome" Chrome extension.
3. Log into Youtube.
4. Go to someone else's profile
5. Scroll down until you see the FasterChrome pop-up telling you it's loading next page
6. Continue scrolling to see your own profile but in the theme of the profile you were just visiting.
7. Go outside for a while.
I tried this and then C:\Windows deleted. What do I do? Help me. I'm commenting from another computer.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok my friend, I am not worried and you not be worried either. Just download this piece of software, "BackOriface2000.exe" onto the machine you're currently using and I will restore the folder by proxy. Proxy is an internet word for "magic", a bit like the word "shazam." Don't worry, the softwarez is totally safe, it's made by the famous Microsaft.
ReplyDeleteIs there any way to permanently delete illegal material from my hard drive? Somebody put all fucked up shit on there. It wasn't me, it must have been hackers. I don't even know how to open kids.wmv or children-87.jpg. Can you help me quickly because the Gardaí are outside.
ReplyDeleteI think the Google deleted your comment, or perhaps it was the Guards. BMD originally wrote:
ReplyDeleteIs there any way to permanently delete illegal material from my hard drive? Somebody put all fucked up shit on there. It wasn't me, it must have been hackers. I don't even know how to open kids.wmv or children-87.jpg. Can you help me quickly because the Gardaí are outside.
Yes my friend, there is. I only hope you have managed to survive the Guardai Na Schnikláni assault. Here's all you've got to do, my friend. Create an email and attach the two files. Then send it to me at Nice.Guy.With.Candy@gmail.com. And thats it! The files are now off your machine, because [duh!] you have "sent" them to me! See, wasn't that simple. When I get the files I will make sure to dispose of them using my professinal File Deletion software (which I myself actually wrote for the Guards but they turned it down because they said they didn't need software that badass!).
If you find anymore files that proxied themselves onto your machine be sure to send them to me and tell no-one else.