Do you know all this bullshit about "men and their gadgets". It's usually spouted by certain types of women; women with hair curlers, hair straighteners, hair extenders, bionic hair controllers, eyelash bending devices, shoe wardrobes, nail polishers, nail strengtheners, skin bronzers, cellulite bashers, eye bag reducing electro-static creams (it was on the tv once), body shapers, Spanx controllers, ass lifters, ass squishers, shoes, handbags, jewelery... Gadgets by any other name basically.
But the best one of all: The stuff men would only dream of having such "space-age" research done into: Anti-Aging Creams. Anti fucking aging. Think about that. That's the shit you rub into yourself to defeat the effects of time and space! The mother fucking Stephen Hawking doesn't even have that kind of pimped out techno in his ride.
Stephen Hawking and Craig Ferguson both know that anti-aging is against the laws of the Universe:
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The Jonas Brothers, they are the reason for all that is wrong with the world! Mind you, I don't really know anything about them. They're Hannah Montana's backing band right? =)
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