After 18 Holes, Tiger Woods Probably Smells Better

I came across this book recently: "Breeding Between the Lines". Basically its a controversal study in how cross breeding of human "races" produce better looking and healthier offspring. I was intrigued, so I googled around and found the website. I read the first tag line about Tiger Woods and laughed. I thought "poor old Tiger Woods, even this book has it in for him and his wandering micky". I assumed they were making refernce to how his willy would be less prone to cock-rot after sinking a few "birdies" (I think there was a similar joke floating around at the time). Reading it again however and paying closer attention to the name mentioned at the end I began to realise that this was far more literal than figurative. Then I saw the book was published in 2006 and the gigue was up!

I think Woods will forever be known for his extra marital affairs rather than for his golf performance, but at least it won't be for this awful hair style. Spookily, one forum poster in 2005 made this comment about it: "I'm wondering what he did to his wife to make her do that to him in his sleep." I have nothing further to add. Fin.