My last idea of legalising heroin, for drug tourism and VAT revenue, didn't fly so well, so now I've come up with an idea that even Joe Duffy could support: We should sell Ireland to the Chinese! Just look at this news story: "Man builds homemade cannons to fight back property developers." Look at that! The building industry is still so vibrant in China that they're declaring war on people, booting them out of their homes to build even bigger homes! If that doesn't bring a tear to Liam Carroll's japs-eye, nothing will.
"Back! You Bowen Construction bastards!"
We have people doing similar in Ireland now, but they're aiming their cannons at approaching bank managers and sheriffs... oh and smug "We've heard all the excuses" TV licence inspectors.
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This is the greatest thing that has ever happened anywhere ever.
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