Cheating Discovered In The Eurovision Song Contest
Ruslana, Eurovison winner for the Ukraine in 2004. How could we forget it! It was one of the most god awful songs that ever won the Eurovision. It was the song that rooted the term "Eastern Block Voting" firmly in the minds of Western entrants forever. It was the song that people "joked" it only won because the singer was wearing practically nothing! Oh but hang on a second; how much of a joke was it exactly? Evidence has made it's way to me this morning...
Yes I've mocked up the picture, but that's only to spare your blushes. What lies behind the Predators alien oral flanges is indeed, flange most human! Click here to view the full "douze points". As you can see, the outfit is identical to the outfit worn on the night of the 2004 Eurovision Song Contest so there can be no doubt of this pictures vintage.
I have studied the pixels very closely (and in slow motion) in the video above but I can't tell if she was bearing all on the night of the competition. I may need a faster computer to aid in its discovery. Continuing on regardless... defining how going "Commando" (<--- second Schwarzenegger reference) during a Eurovision performance constitute cheating is something I'm still working on. I am sure of finding the answer one day though. Come what may, we can still all rest assured that our hunches about the 2004 contest were correct: there was something fishy about it after all.*
[image via Naughty Bits]
* I spent 10 minutes deciding if I should include that line or not. It's done now so...
[UPDATE] The plot thickens!
[image via http://bibiapepa.blog.cz]
Posted at 05:36