Lip Pump: Make Your Face Look Like A Dog's Arse

"Get the look of two FABULOUS, blood-swollen leeches crawling across your face for just pennies a day!"

"Do you long for your normal lips to look like a giant, glistening swollen anus? There's this new bicycle-pump type device that will scarily inflate your lips in just two minutes, while your terrified child watches on in horror!"

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