Miriam O'Callaghan: Halloween Special

The Anthropophagous Incarnate

The following a brief extract from a classified transcript of a conversation between two random people, that I found on the internet. Some parts are missing. From what I can make out, the horrors are horrendous!

[...] I was under the impression that Miriam O'Callaghan ate her baby as soon as it popped out of her. The story I heard explained it like this: the child she's claiming to be her own is actually a Vietnamese orphan that RTÉ chiefs bought, to cover up the scandal of her being a cannibal.

Of course this could just be a vicious rumor started by Colette Fitzpatrick over at TV3. She originally wanted to insinuate that Miriam asked Rachel Allen to cook her placenta into a nice omlette (for her to snack on), but then she got overly nasty because... well, as it was put to me: "the full moon beckoned to her womanly aspects, and the red mist came down out of her".


There was always a fierce rivalry between the two tv hosts, you know. I recently saw Collete being asked about the last time she was alone with Miriam. Her face turned ashen and she asked if she could be excused from the rest of the interview. One or two of her TV3 colleagues insist that there are markings on her leg, just above the knee, that weren't there a month ago. They say they look like teeth marks. Others though, such as Mark Cagney, insist that all these rumors are just "the stuff of nonsense".

Also, celebrity economist David Mcwilliams is on the record as saying that Miriam is a "man-eater" but I'm not sure if he mean't that to be taken literally.

But you know what they say, where there's smoke there's fire, or in this case: where there's a placenta there's a fetus.

Bizarre "occult" footage of Miriam, found in the RTÉ vaults. Could it be a clue?


And now that Collette expects a baby of her own in November, the nightmare seems likely to continue, in an exciting sequel no doubt!


This blog post was part of a series of special posts for Halloween 2010.
This post is a work of fiction. References to any truths are purely incidental.

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