The Continuing Trial Of Kim Kardishan's Ass Cheeks
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, further evidence on the matter has just made it's way to me. I ask you to examine the included two images. I think you will agree that there is something rather odd about the way Ms. Kardashians buttock tissues connect to her leg tissues. There is something not quite natural about the way the skin creases... OBJECTION your Honor: The definition of "natural" is woolly at best. OVERRULED this is clearly the work of witch craft. Continue...
Thank you, your Honor. I ask the people of the jury to refrain from making puns about "getting to the bottom of this". This is neither a laughing nor masturbatory matter. This is science.
Review earlier evidence in the trial:
What Liberace's Death May Tell Us About The Mystery Of Kim Kardashian's Ass Cheeks
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