Jim Corr Abandons Plans For Personal Moon Base

Jim Corr has abandoned plans to build a moon base, in the shape of the Taj Mahal, after a court case was brought against him regarding the matter of a €1.4 million unpaid loan he took out with ACC Bank. Mr. Corr is said to be devastated at the prospect of abandoning his life long plans of living in space. He realised as a child that the Taj Mahal held special "alien" properties that would allow for extreme comfort even in the harsh conditions found on the atmosphere-barren Moon.

Mr. Corr is under no allusion for the reasons this totally unfair case was against him. He said it is all down to "direct reptilian interference". The reptilian beings have already populated the Moon and fear that Corr's appearance there would interrupt their plans for it's use in their enslavement of mankind, which will be happening at the end of 2012. This revolt against humans is totally unrelated to the Mayan predictions of 2012 however. Corr jokes "Don't be mad, the Mayans were idiots."

Corr has agreed to pay off the money he owes, and is feeling positive about what the future will bring. As Corr explained over the phone to a Daily Mail reporter: "Who knows, perhaps this was the best thing that ever happened to me. Maybe I was wasting my time dreaming about a moon base. Everyone knows that the best place to have a base is Mars, but it will take a while to get the dosh together." Asked if he would ever think of joining NASA to pursue his dreams of owning an extra-terrestrial bungalow, Mr. Corr replied "God no! NASA are the ones that blew up the New York Twin Towers!" The case continues.

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