Oliver Soupreme...
I fucking loath Jamie Oliver. He's like the Bear Grylls of cooking only much worse. He's constantly running around the place when he's cooking, like he's trying to keep half a shit from flying out of his arse. As for Nigella Lawson, I know nothing about her. Going from what I came across on Google Image search though she seems unable to cook and instead relies on dazzling viewers with her tits. "Let me just take my buns out of the bra... I mean, oven." Anyway, I'd like to see her cook up Jamie's head into a fine stew and serve it to children across America telling them of all the fat it contains. Then Gillian McKeith can come along and examine their shit. Christ I hate food programs.
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I think we women have drawn the short straw when it comes to male cookery presenters. Jamie Oliver, bless him, just isn't very sexy.
I don't know about Nigella, but Rachel Allen is best watched with the sound off.
I'm trying my best to think of a tv cook that I like.
Gordon Ramsay is ok to watch for the shouting. He gets a lot of stick over that but I actually think he's quite fair most of the time. A complete slimy cock when he's smooth talking though.
Darina Allen was a very scary women on TV. I know the husband turned out to be the pervert but I always thought Darina looked like a woman well versed in SM/BD and a queen of the golden showers. Totally unfair to say, I'm sure
Ainsley Harriot... moving swiftly along.
Keith Floyd became just a parody of himself.
I used to love watching Yan Can Cook when I was younger. I don't like Chinese food though.
Can't think of any more. Well there is thins one crazy guy on TG4. He likes to cook outside wearing a full Black-Ops style chefs outfit. Totally nuts, and he likes to make his own cooking noises. Look out for him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQksV_lbww
Ready, Steady, Cock!
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