What's Cookin', Good Looking'?
I fucking loath Jamie Oliver. He's like the Bear Grylls of cooking only much worse. He's constantly running around the place when he's cooking, like he's trying to keep half a shit from flying out of his arse. As for Nigella Lawson, I know nothing about her. Going from what I came across on Google Image search though she seems unable to cook and instead relies on dazzling viewers with her tits. "Let me just take my buns out of the bra... I mean, oven." Anyway, I'd like to see her cook up Jamie's head into a fine stew and serve it to children across America telling them of all the fat it contains. Then Gillian McKeith can come along and examine their shit. Christ I hate food programs.
Posted at 12:37