Watching the big Royal Wedding on Friday last, I witnessed the fuss everyone was making about the wedding dress. I began to wonder about the trailing "train" attached to wedding dresses. What function do they provide, surely it can't just be fashion. As I watched, I was reminded of the distended abdomen of a birthing insect queen. A creature devoid of all other purpose other than blowing out future generations of loyal progeny, and suddenly the trains purpose became clear. "My kingdom for a son, and a son for my kingdom" said the Defender of the Faith. His first wife was called Catherine too...
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I thought it was to hide her tail...like a fox tail I heard...
A fox tail? Hairy bottom? What.
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