Wowing The Queen
When I hear people going on about how great Mary MankyCheese is as a president I feel like smashing their heads off a wall. She has been an awful, uninspiring, watery, pandering president who's only claim to fame is that by in large she didn't fuck anything up, like writing a letter about a sex offender for instance. The only time I ever heard her doing anything was when she swallowed holy communion or something.
I finally had enough of her though when the British Queen came to Ireland and read out some "phonetically written" Gaeliga. "Wow, wow, wow" was our President's response. "Oh fuck off" was my reaction to that. "Christ I'm going to be sick" was another. Talk about being patronising. Ah well, good luck to you when you leave the Aras, Mary, the next President is bound to be just as shit.
In summary: Ireland doesn't need a president.
Posted at 17:46