I apologise to my readers for the graphic above, I know some of you are delicate little dainties, but this is too important to let be. Facebook wants to own you, and allowing you share what music you listen to is just the beginning! Don't be lulled into a false sense of security, the music is dangerous! And now it seems that even if you "log-out" of Facebook, the Zuckerberg can still track you! All your Poke are belong to us!
But is it Zuckerberg that you should be worried about? What if your new "public stream" is being followed by one of the individuals that 'Like'd the above post [if you are inclined to want to look at a dead girl with her abdomen festooned by her bowels, then I'll let you find the post yourself]. What if you actually accept a Friend Request by one of these people. Good lord, these people could be friending your children! Your daughter might be arranging to meet up with these people right now! Stop it, people! The Facebook is an evil place. Shut it down. Shut it all down. Shut down the internet. Burn your modem! Climb under the bed and don't come out until I signal you. But not by phone, the Fuckerberg can track you with that too. You better burn your phone. Wait for me to call to your door. You'll know it's me because I'm the one that looks like Jesus.
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