Newspapers Urge Paparazzi To Get "Tears" Shot
The forthcoming forntpage of Monday's Irish Daily Mail newspaper, missing the illusive shot of Sean Gallagher in tears over loosing the Irish presidential election, 2011.
Gallagher's campaign, which was leading the polls by a high margin in the week leading up to election, fell apart when on Monday night last when he admitted to signing blank checks and having no bank account while being Minister for Finance... wait a minute... that was Bertie Ahern! How come he got away with stuff!?
Oh Sean, I'm crying with you now! This world was never mean't for someone as beautiful as you! Alas, alas.... Sure how were you to know what were in those brown envelopes. And at least they weren't like the envelopes from Martin McGuinness... full of bombs, so they were. They stabbed you in the back, Sean. Stabbed in the back like David Norris... sorry about that, not sure how that Oliver Callan styled humour got in here. Bonus Audio! Hopefully the company that made the Sean Gallagher wedding video will use it in a video recapping his election campaign.
Posted at 14:12