Saturday, November 26, 2011

Kate Beckinsale & The Facial Apocalypse





Growing old is a better option, Kate, it really is. Your face here resembles an abortion. It's such a shame. [more]

10 comments:

  1. LOL! You're a fucking idiot, because these photos were taken 3 years ago you dumbass as part of an Elle UK photo shoot.

    Try this picture on for size. Taken very recently. Still as smoking hot as ever.

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/6936ea157761200

    You truly are an assclown of epic proportions, and you've just made a damn fool of yourself. Kate Beckinsale is one of the hottest women on the planet.

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  2. Are you blind? That woman is as hot as any woman walking the planet.

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  3. joe h, was that the photo shoot on which the models were testing out a new nose mangling machine? Did you ever get a chance to tell her that she was smoking hot, perhaps when you were going through her knicker drawer and she walked in on you and screamed in terror?

    @Anonymous, what percentage of her is still woman? Won't be long before she'll be legally required to carry instructions on how to correctly recycle her body in the event of death. I hear Kate Bush has already reached that stage. But to be fair to Kate Beckinsale, it's not her fault: she did not choose to be a member of the Dagon race. She's trying to pack in as many films as possible before the time comes for her to live in the sea and for that at least I salute her.

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  4. "these photos were taken 3 years ago you dumbass as part of an Elle UK photo shoot."

    I know. I did, after all, provide a link to the full gallery titled: "Kate Beckinsale - Matthias Vriens Photoshoot 2008 for Elle UK".

    "You truly are an assclown of epic proportions" The only epic proportions here are the size of Beckinsale's collagen inflated lips.

    I'm sorry this post didn't agree with your viewpoint. Perhaps these blog posts of mine will be more to your liking:

    My review of [ Van Helsing ]
    My review of [ Underworld:Evolution ]

    How about this post where I am quoted as saying "She [Beckinsale] does have a lovely face though". And if you think I'm too critical of her there you can then go here and see a different view of the situation

    Not positive enough? How about this then. In a post studying the faces I find attractive, I've included Kate Beckinsale.

    Not all of us enjoy the blow-up doll look she's sporting in the images above, but each to their own.

    If you want to see a really "smoking hot woman", try here.

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  5. Barty BorrisseyNov 26, 2011 11:00 AM

    http://img.rasset.ie/0004d406-546.jpg

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  6. goah, you've really set the cate among the pigeons with this post.

    all I will say is that imo she looked better before she got the lip injections, now she looks too generic.

    why do people keep trying to improve on perfection?

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  7. Yes, generic is a good term for it.

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  8. is it the same surgeon who did mickey rourke?

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