Get into position, lads. Put em under pressure. 4-4-2. Liquid football.
Les Cygnes et Les Corbeaux
Something I threw together on the night of the Oscars. Using footage of Sylvie Guillem, a bit of music by Christian Vander and a whole load of video effects and filters, I edited this video together into some sort of [hopefully] pleasing short featurette.
The original footage had quite a "video tape" look to it so I may have over compensated with the "film scratches" in particular, but other than that I'm happy with how it looks. Various frame rates and frame decimations were used as well as extensive frame interpolation for the super slow-mo shots that make up the backbone of the piece.
A Special 'St. Patrick's Day' Card From Me To You
Top o' the mornin' to ya. Ireland is fucked, to be sure to be sure...
Enda Kenny Greets Obama With a Bowl Of Shamrock
Obama: "That Kenny guy is a real Maverick. What do you call Mavericks in Ireland?" Arseholes, sir. We call them arseholes.
What's Cookin', Good Looking'?
Oliver Soupreme...
I fucking loath Jamie Oliver. He's like the Bear Grylls of cooking only much worse. He's constantly running around the place when he's cooking, like he's trying to keep half a shit from flying out of his arse. As for Nigella Lawson, I know nothing about her. Going from what I came across on Google Image search though she seems unable to cook and instead relies on dazzling viewers with her tits. "Let me just take my buns out of the bra... I mean, oven." Anyway, I'd like to see her cook up Jamie's head into a fine stew and serve it to children across America telling them of all the fat it contains. Then Gillian McKeith can come along and examine their shit. Christ I hate food programs.
Todays Interesting CAPTCA
On the day Fine Gael and Labour agreed on forming a coalition together to govern Ireland, I get the CAPTCHA above. The nightmare continues!
Enda Kenny Renegotiates Irish Debt With Germany's Angela Merkel
"Mrs. Lady President Chancellor Merkel Führer, I wasn't able to get the money, sorry about that... but could I interest you in these stellar examples of Ireland's finest art, as part-payment?"
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