Something I threw together on the night of the Oscars. Using footage of Sylvie Guillem, a bit of music by Christian Vander and a whole load of video effects and filters, I edited this video together into some sort of [hopefully] pleasing short featurette.
The original footage had quite a "video tape" look to it so I may have over compensated with the "film scratches" in particular, but other than that I'm happy with how it looks. Various frame rates and frame decimations were used as well as extensive frame interpolation for the super slow-mo shots that make up the backbone of the piece.
Posted at 23:52
I fucking loath Jamie Oliver. He's like the Bear Grylls of cooking only much worse. He's constantly running around the place when he's cooking, like he's trying to keep half a shit from flying out of his arse. As for Nigella Lawson, I know nothing about her. Going from what I came across on Google Image search though she seems unable to cook and instead relies on dazzling viewers with her tits. "Let me just take my buns out of the bra... I mean, oven." Anyway, I'd like to see her cook up Jamie's head into a fine stew and serve it to children across America telling them of all the fat it contains. Then Gillian McKeith can come along and examine their shit. Christ I hate food programs.
Posted at 12:37
"Mrs. Lady President Chancellor Merkel Führer, I wasn't able to get the money, sorry about that... but could I interest you in these stellar examples of Ireland's finest art, as part-payment?"
Posted at 19:20