There it is, a beauty is it not. It merges the best of all possible worlds: a modified Nokia 7110 running Android. I've chosen the body of the best phone ever made for ergonomics. This is still the only phone that I've ever owned where texting was a joy and not a trapeze act for my fingers to go through, where the eventual outcome is a complete state of spastic digits. It has that "Maxtric" flip-down part you see, which not only looked cool but if gave your bottom fingers something to grip while your thumb did it's textual magic. The concept is much the same as a violinist holding the violin with their chin and not their hand.
Not only was the 7110 the most comfortable phone to use, it was also a true milestone in mobile telecommunication technology, much more so than any Apple iPoop. But things have move on since the failure of the WAP crap. We have full internet on our phones for some years now, and we need an OS that can handle full colour pornography, so that's where Android comes in. I don't care too much for apps but it all has to be Open and Free.
Since this is only visual, I thought I might include some other proposed specs: it has a touchscreen of course. Multi touchscreen in fact, capable of tracking 11 fingers. An Intel i7 chipset, running at 7ghz. Power is provided by an old Soviet Union technology: a 5v micro-Chernobyl battery, with a 3 hour Fukushima redundancy chip. The whole unit will be generously cooled via technology originally invented by the Mayans.*
As you can see from the title, this is only the first version. A mk 2 is planned, which will finally solve the problem present with all mobile phones: they are all upside down.
* This paragraph should be taken with a pinch of salt, twice daily...
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